Courtesy of Late Show with David Letterman.
10.Send troops to invade U.S. Mint
9.Oprah gives everybody a new car
8.Turn Grand Canyon into a giant national "Have a penny, leave a penny" jar
7.Cheney threatens to shoot treasury secretary in the face
6.Plans to fix economy in third term
5.Replace Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke with briefcase babes from "Deal or No Deal"
4.Send elite team of economists to rob Mick Jagger's apartment
3.Ahhh -- somebody help...Cloverfield monster...Run for your lives!
2.Maybe not spending a billion dollars a month in Iraq?
1.Forget the economy -- why doesn't someone try stimulating Condoleezza?
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2 comments:
Eh..thats very funny..I miss letterman on TV...where did you watch it?...But i think Leno is better with stand up..
Iskandar, i have linked u. U made a mistake on my blog URL, could you pls change it?
It is http://pseudo-marc.blogspot.com/
You left my URL as the post feed. Thanks. Pls change...:)
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