Courtesy of Late Show with David Letterman
10. Calls every contestant "Sanjaya"
9. Didn't give any compliments
8. Thought Randy is Michael Jackson's brother
7. Simon chews his pen, she eats them like pretzel rods
6. After a song, she asks to buy a vowel
5. Asks the contestants if they want to use a lifeline if they were eliminated
4. She and five imaginary friends are planning to rob Mick Jagger
3. Begins every sentence with, "This may be the gin talking"
2. Hasn't seduced a contestant in weeks
1. Amy Winehouse called her and said, "Dude, you're nuts"
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2 comments:
hahaha...so funny..miss letterman on TV...hai..thx for making me laugh
i knw randy was one of the jackson 5 ( i think ) but its hard for me to believe he's related to michael // haha u knw what i mean
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