Regarding the recent 'unpopular' price hike, I would like to present to you Top Ten : Incidents Related to Oil Price Hike.
10. Bill Gates made an announcement that he would resign to venture in the oil industry.
9. An unemployed person holds a placard “Will work for gas”
8. Sometime in the future, “I want to purchase this house for 10 barrels of oil”
7. With every purchase of 10 litres of gas, you will get a free car.
6. A burglar enters the petrol kiosk while pointing a gun to the cashier “This is a robbery, quick, give me a full tank”
5. Police officer: Hmm…the burglar didn’t take anything except siphoning gas from the car.
4. Next to the pirated DVD’s there is a counter that says ‘Cheap oil by the litre’
3. At the bank, “I need a loan to buy some gas please”
2. Ah long (loan shark) comes to your doorstep, “Where is the 25 litres of petrol that you owe me, including interest, that’s about 125 litres”
1. After being asked to pullover Ali said to the policeman, “What if I give you half a tank and we assume that this never happened”
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4 comments:
haha.nice one raja.i think this is ur most creative and amusing "top 10" article yet!keep it up bro ;-)
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thx very much bro
nice.. :)
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