Sunday, June 29, 2008

Laugh Out Loud



Life is getting tougher by the day wouldn't you say. Police reports lodged here and there seems to be cuing that Malaysia is no longer a safe haven to most of us. Considering the abundance of police reports lodged, there is a possibility that one of these days, we could also be reported for something no matter how trivial the grounds may be, say public disturbance from your newborn baby for instance. To discuss on this would be quite a nightmare as the probable outcome would be endless . From 'the widespread of public awareness that Malaysia is no longer safe' to 'the writer accused of disrupting peace by conveying slanders to his readers'.

For my sake and yours, no politics , no economics and no heavy stuff. I'm afraid if I keep going on and on about the same thing I might eventually suffer from repetitive strain injury. So, I'll write something different today. The thing about writing is, you will never have a peace of mind until you completely penned down everything that goes on in it. Your ideas will keep on playing inside your head like old reruns until you decide to regurgitate it. In my case, type it in my blog. Let's hope that this piece would not turnout into just mere babbles.

Naturally, this stressful lifestyle that we live in, referring to the above example, high cost of living and etc, is bound to take its toll. We could probably witness some serious cases of nervous breakdown in the near future. Obviously, straining ourselves just because everyone else is, isn't the best idea. Life shouldn't be taken too seriously. Laugh along the way. Find joy and comedy wherever you may seek as it would lighten even the heaviest burden.

Once in a while, Google and you tube some funny videos. Read up the comics section everyday. Enjoy the comedy. Be entertained by jokes online. Laughter is the best medicine and to treat the worst kinds of diseases today, you surely need the best medicine there is. So what if your boss is a total jerk? So what if you had a bad hair day? So what if you ............ As long as you have your Russel Peters video nothing could go wrong.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Top Ten : Incidents Related to Oil Price Hike

Regarding the recent 'unpopular' price hike, I would like to present to you Top Ten : Incidents Related to Oil Price Hike.

10. Bill Gates made an announcement that he would resign to venture in the oil industry.

9. An unemployed person holds a placard “Will work for gas”

8. Sometime in the future, “I want to purchase this house for 10 barrels of oil”

7. With every purchase of 10 litres of gas, you will get a free car.

6. A burglar enters the petrol kiosk while pointing a gun to the cashier “This is a robbery, quick, give me a full tank”

5. Police officer: Hmm…the burglar didn’t take anything except siphoning gas from the car.

4. Next to the pirated DVD’s there is a counter that says ‘Cheap oil by the litre’

3. At the bank, “I need a loan to buy some gas please”

2. Ah long (loan shark) comes to your doorstep, “Where is the 25 litres of petrol that you owe me, including interest, that’s about 125 litres”

1. After being asked to pullover Ali said to the policeman, “What if I give you half a tank and we assume that this never happened”

Check out other Top Ten here

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Post Exam

Last Friday( Fri the 13th) marks the end of my A-Levels external exam. I had a lot of things to say and a lot of things to write but I had to focus on Econs, Maths and Accounts so this blog has been 'quiet' for some time now. But as I am now free as a bird, you can count on this blog to be operational as usual. You can anticipate my next post as soon as I finish my post exam celebration ... hahaha, toodles.
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